January 2010
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random word spew. →
I wonder why there are girls who just won’t quit. They keep choosing the wrong guy or choosing the wrong path with this guy then when the guy doesn’t meet their expectations, they get all heartbroken and depressed. They give what they can to this guy is NOT yet even committed to them, expecting them to return what they feel with the same intensity that they have for him. But it does not work...
fmylife:
Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, “Daddy’s got a bomb!” Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother’s birthday. FML
kids. hahaha. poor guy!
fmylife:
Today, I was ecstatic after spending the night with my longtime crush, when he told me he felt something. I poured my heart and soul out to him, confessing my love for him too. Unfortunately, he was referring to a lump in my left breast, which I now need to get checked out. FML
tsk tsk.
fmylife:
Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML
oh my fyl. :))
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falling vs. being in love.
LOVE.
Almost everyone talks about it. At least once in their lifetime. But I guess you’ll never know what it really feels like until you’ve felt it. Until you’re there. And it’s actually different from falling in love.
It’s not the butterflies in your stomach. It’s not the heart race you’ll feel. It’s not that giddy feeling you get when...
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For now, we’re only selling around Metro Manila. Hope you’ll buy soon! :)
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BEP’s I Got a Feeling
This was my eldest...
fmylife:
Today, my friend told me men can’t be trusted. I told her that wasn’t true; I have my husband’s password to his email but I never check it because I trust him. She bet me he was doing something bad, and to prove her wrong I looked. Turns out he has been cheating on me for 8 months. FML
Ouch!
Lesson? Men can’t be trusted. Really :p
fmylife:
Today, I went on an interview for a job that I had been wanting for months. I thought everything was going great. On my way out, my interviewer asked me to recycle something for him. I agreed. It was my resume. FML
fmylife:
Today, I walked in on my parents necking in the living room. I promptly covered my eyes and muttered something about my innocence being stolen from me. My dad looked up from the couch, and mentioned that he had heard my innocence being stolen by Jake, my boyfriend from 2 years ago. FML
fmylife:
Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I’ve been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some “drunk-old-perverts harassing them”. It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML
fmylife:
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, “I’m sorry, but I’m gay.” Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
fmylife:
Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML
i love this song.
Colorblind by Counting Crows.
fmylife:
Today, I finished my position paper for my social studies class and read it to my mom to get her opinion on it. After I’m done reading it, she asks me if I copied it from somewhere because it sounded very professional and smart, and it didn’t sound like me. FML
fmylife:
Today, I was at the movie theatre. I went to the bathroom, and was about to wipe my butt when I realized that where the toilet-paper dispenser should have been, there was a large hole. The woman in the next stall waved. FML
fmylife:
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend’s parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: “It’s so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is ‘Emma this’, and ‘Emma that’, ‘I love Emma!’. He never stops talking about you!” My name’s not Emma. FML
